Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.

Just a little something to bring a smile to your face...

1. I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
I sure hope my BF reads this.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
I have no idea what this is like, because I'm always right ;)

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap as a child.
Because Lord knows I can sleep it up now.

4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
If there was one I would get in trouble for using all the time at work :)

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I just roll them up!

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
I think not!

7. Map Quest really needs to start its directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
That is unless I tell Joellen to take 35 South to Oklahoma!

8. Bad decisions make good stories.
And I have truly learned that lesson!

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
If you say this doesn't happen to you, you are a liar!

10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of WORD and it asks me if I want to save any pages to my paper that I swear I didn't make any changes to.
Does anyone know why it always does that?

11. I hate leaving my house feeling confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
And the one day you throw on sweats, pull up your hair, and don't put a bit of makeup on you see everyone you know!

12. I keep some people's phone #'s in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
There's always at least one in every bunch.

13. Sometimes I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
Luckily when Gabriel is around I have him make the extra trip :)

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

16. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

17. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

18. I wish it were appropriate to say to a complete stranger "Excuse me, would you like for me to show you how to discipline your child?"
Sometimes I want to write a book on this :)

19. My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time". I see "Time to Beat."
And I usually beat it!

20. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.